Hi everyone.
I have two new BIG posts that I am working on today. I am waiting for approval for one of the posts and the other is an introduction to my new blog sponsor, Mrs Eastwood, who will be a regular on my blog.
I am very excited to share these with you so today’s post is a quick one so that I can spend some time on these new posts...
It is one of my mom’s BBM’s.
Enjoy, and have a pawsome week.
Love Di xXx
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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…
It goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND , look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
Always enjoy reading your blog. Love the funnies and puzzles too keeps my brain active. Always interesting articles too. Maths is my worst subject but this was funny and interesting at the same time!
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