I hope this encourages you to be more interactive…
A little cricket humour
A little known fact
The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874
and the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realise that their brains could also be important ...
and Little Johnny...
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer al eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Restaurant sign humour.
These are my crazy critters around the house.
Just like my kids, they’re a constant source of entertainment!
and they’re both boys… hmmm…
To try and make this space a little more interactive…
Here’s a pic of Stig. What do you guys think he’s saying?
Next time I update with funnies I’ll post the saying I liked the most.
Have fun this week, and don't forget to smile!
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