Thursday, 02 June 2011

Kitty Week

 

I received these cute kitties in a n email this week and put my own story to it.

I’m not so funny but the kitties will keep you smiling…

 

 

So you wake up in the morning and you decide its time for a little yoga…

yoga cat

handstand cat

You’re still not awake yet but washing needs to be hung…

 washing line Cat

clothes horse cat

sock cat

At the office you really don't feel like working…

office cat

So you try to clone yourself…

 copy cat 

and hide in the filing room…

filed cat

When its time to check your email you crash….

and blame the computer…

crash cat

at lunch time you stare out the window wishing the afternoon’s work was already done…

high on a ledge cat

window cat

And make fun at a friend…

melon cat

When you eventually arrive home you hang up your coat…

rack cat

Pack the dry washing away…

hung cat

and take out the trash…

box cat

You go out for a night on the town…

hobo cat

but you end up keeping the toilet company…

hung over cat

instead of working on the weekend….

working cat

You hide in a friend’s suitcase…

take me with cat

and relax…

cup size cat

in the sun…

tanning cat

you make a lazy Sunday lunch…

weekend cat

play the guitar…

musical cat

and watch a little TV chilling on the Lazy Boy…

fat lazy cat

posing cat

You cuddle a little with your lover…

lover cats

and take long naps…

sleeping cats

And that’s a good week in the life of a cat…

 

If you have some clean funny pet jokes send them my way… stuffdidoodles@gmail.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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